Rush Limbaugh: The Envelope Please

And the Talent On Load From God Golden EIB Microphone phallic awards go to: "Bill O'Reilly the last two nights on the Fox News Channel. Charles Krauthammer on Special Report with Bret Baier last night actually said if it's a contest between Jindal and Limbaugh, I'd take Limbaugh. But he's handled this thing very well. "

Rush delivers an Academy Awards-esque speech thanking the above and a Cecil B. DeMille cast of thousands...

I adore Charles Krauthammer. He appears on Fox's "Special Report" with "half" his "brain tied behind" his "back just to make it fair."

Now, Charles is Talent On Loan From God...

Clintonites Paul "The Skull" Begala and James "Serpenthead" Carville are the devil's progeny.

Emmett "Bob" Tyrell on the bizarre Begala in "The American Spectator": You may only have seen him on television. I have had the gruesome experience of seeing him in the flesh. We were in the makeup room being cosmeticized for appearances on a cable television show. The artiste attending to the crevices, the gullies, and the bumps of Begala's unfortunate face had to apply so much makeup to it that when he left the makeup room it looked as though he was wearing plaster of Paris. During the ensuing debate he may have laughed at one or two of my jokes or he may have frowned. It was impossible to tell. His ghoulish features were completely covered up.