Pack journalism at its worst. Both The Gray Lady and the Wash Post are on top of Obama's gray hair after 45 days in office. The Washington Post interviews Obama's Chicago barber.Obama spotted the gray sprouts awhile back... In 45 more days the First Head will look like that of departed comedian Redd Foxx.
The NYT divines this: "The onetime basketball star Walt Frazier said in a telephone interview on Wednesday that Mr. Obama should start dyeing his hair, as Mr. Frazier does (and as Ronald Reagan was widely assumed to do). Reprising a Just For Men television commercial that featured Mr. Frazier and the former New York Mets star Keith Hernandez doing commentary on a poor graying schlub who gets “Rejected!” when he approaches a woman at a bar, Mr. Frazier had these words for Mr. Obama: “No play for Mr. Gray.”
If Michelle Obama has a say, there will NEVER be any play for Mr. Gray... You stray. I slay.
Perhaps Obama hid his gray hair by dying it on the campaign trail? Look what John Kerry did to his face (BOTOX) to make him look appealing. I doubt living in the White House could possibly speed this media event up quicker. Trust me, it is only going to get grayer!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I was worried sick about the economy, terrorism, and a near meteor strike. Shit two major newspapers and I need to pay attention to BO's hair color page one.
ReplyDeleteBut what if he's gay? It's what some say.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I read the Globe supermarket tabloid, too, Jim...
ReplyDeleteAnd I was worried sick about the economy, terrorism, and a near meteor strike. Shit two major newspapers and I need to pay attention to BO's hair color page one.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I read the Globe supermarket tabloid, too, Jim...
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