Monday, March 2, 2009

Low Is Layne

Dead radio icon Paul Harvey is killed again by left-wingers. The Radio Equalizer's Brian Maloney has a shocking roundup of Harvey haters.

Wonkette's Ken Layne killed two conservative birds with one stone in "And Now You Know ... He's Dead": Harvey and Rush Limbaugh. "The best thing about Paul Harvey -- humble old Paul Harvey with his solid family life and one (just one!) wife who was with him until her death in 2007 -- is that his peak audience was millions bigger than Rush Limbaugh's largest audience. Fat sex-creep Rush peaked with 20 million listeners in 2003 (all downhill since then!), while Paul Harvey peaked with 22 million. And while Paul Harvey was long mocked by hipsters and comedians, he sure wasn't hated. In fact, Paul Harvey was one of the most admired people in America for half a century. Rush Limbaugh is despised by most Americans, while his only fans are mouth-breathing angry losers.So, farewell, Paul Harvey. Farewell to your odd little stories, outrageously twisted wingnut version of current events, and the commercials you wove so seamlessly into your "news" that the old and feeble-minded could never really tell if those mattresses and mail-order radio sets were part of the day's headlines or not.

"Fat sex-creep"????

2 comments:

  1. ?? I suppose it refers to some fetish involving a can of lard, a jar of wesson oil, and a cattle prod. Not that I would know anything about this.

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  2. No, Jim, NOT that YOU would know...

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