Marriage phobic David Letterman makes an honest woman out of his baby's mama, Regina Lasko. The five-year-old kid was probably starting to probe his parents' marital status...
61-year-old Letterman and Regina, 49, did the deed in Montana where the couple has a ranch. The previously married Letterman hooked up with Lasko back in 1986.
Don't they own any decent clothes?
ReplyDeleteI don't know if he was joking, but he said on his show that he took her to get married in the truck.
Don't they own a nice car?
I have never understood this thing about celebrities showing up looking as bad as they can.
Cara
ReplyDeleteThat is how it is Montana, I know Millionaires that go out to fancy restaurants in plaid cowboy shirts and jeans. You wouldn't know they had money unless you knew them personally. I am from Montana the Lettermans are trying to blend. No one puts on any airs...mostly because they don't need to rub their wealth in anybodies face. Lot of self made money in Montana. Then you have the transplants like Letterman like I said trying to blend...then again maybe the people with money are smart not to draw attention to themselves. Look some bum had planned to kidnap Letterman's kid in Montana because he knew Letterman had the Bucks.
Like This Guy but you wouldn't know it if you met him on the Street.
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The top 10 reasons Letterman got married:
ReplyDelete10. What the hell, he can focus more on family now that he only has to beat Conan, not Jay.
9. To make Oprah jealous.
8. Son complained of kindergarten classmates calling him "little bastard".
7. Paul provides cheap wedding band.
6. The name Regina turns him on.
5. Hey, he went to Ball State. Time to show he has a pair.
4. To carry on his line of gap-toothed progeny.
3. Regina complained the last thing on the ranch without a brand was him.
2. He's seen Drew Barrymore topless and is ready to settle down.
1. Joaquin Phoenix dared him to.
Laree,
ReplyDeleteThanks for your patient explanation.
Good stuff Jimbo
ReplyDeleteHow about Letterman had to get back in the news after he lost the Obama interview?
Geez, wouldn't you think they'd have a Tiffany's or an H&H Bagels or a Nordstroms in Butte?
ReplyDeleteCara,
ReplyDeleteI promise you would like Montanans they are laid back and friendly.
I find it chilling that Regina resembles the (now dead) woman who stalked Letterman, claiming he was the father of her 3-year-old son.
ReplyDeleteLetterman is supposed to be like a comedian right? Then why is he telling people that you can't make fun of Obama's use of the teleprompter. It's okay Dave you got to kick off the training wheels at some point. This is the constant whining we have to listen to by so called comedians for the next 4 years?
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SAD SACKS! Geeze and he so enjoyed skewering John McCain while he was campaigning Transparent much Dave?
Jim, your Top Ten list is an instant classic!
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