Mika Brzezinski: you're telling me you've never used a vibrator to get off? Or maybe the MSNBC "Morning Joe" hostess is just uncomfortable talking about battery-powered stimulus packages now that "The View's" Barbara Walters fingers vibrators as a must-have "necessity" in these economic times.Eeuuuuuuw! Barbara's sorry Mika's "disgusted." Co-conspirator Sherri Shepherd suggests sending a sex toy to Mika.
C'mon, Mika! Expel the stick from your ass! Even oh-so-proper Martha Stewart blabbed to Howard Stern more than two years ago about her top-of-the-line orgasm inducer. Intrigued, I tracked down Martha's objet d'amour (above) and headlined it here under "Romancing The Stone."
Now Mika's backed off her sex toy angst and claims she's sent septuagenarian Babs a present. Presumably a vibrator. The "Morning Joe" boys ribbed Mika this a.m. about her gift. I suspect the vibrator is not Martha Stewart's 18 carat gold-plated Swedish number at $1,200 a crack (above). Frankly, it looks like a gold-plated turd.
My recommendation: the Wahl vibrator with dick substitute and G-spot attachments.
Is that SERIOUSLY what Martha uses? Are you kidding me? Please tell me you're kidding.
ReplyDeleteAside from that.. I hear Wahl, I think haircuts. lol
Marty,
ReplyDeleteThanks for the recommendation for my wife's birthday present. As for Mika welcome to the 2000's. You got this far in journalism and have not heard far worse?
When will we see Marty tv endorsements?
ReplyDeleteAmy, I'm NOT kidding! I found it on a website after she talked about it on Stern's show in December of 2006.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know when you think Wahl you think other plug-ins. But I really like that Wahl massager. Lots of attachments. Versatile for actual massage. Hide the other elongated attachments and no one's the wiser.
Nobody blanches about E.D., Viagra, Cialis, Bobcat. Now if I were Mika I'd start talking about butt plugs and vibrating dick rings - very popular among men.
Jim: Hi, I'm Billy Mays...
I don't want to visualize Barb masturbating or Bob Dole and Viagra. Mika seems pretty vanilla btw.
ReplyDeleteBilly Mays, eh? That certainly adds a new meaning to "Easy Off".
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