Tuesday, March 3, 2009

CNBC's Mad Money Jim Cramer: Just Gimme A Little Sign

Does CNBC's mad "Mad Money" Jim Cramer write out his rants before he goes on the air or does he just wing it?

My money is on winging it. The pony under the mountain of dung? - "It's amateur hour at our darkest moment."

NewsBusters quoting Cramer: "I'm not asking for the Feds to give us a plunge protection team, to stop declines - as we always thought to be the case under Greenspan," he continued. "I'm not saying, ‘Mr. President, stare at the Bloomberg quote machine and come to your senses. I just want some sign that Obama realizes the market is totally falling apart and his agenda has a big hand in that happening... Hey - I get it. Young president, big landslide, vigorous agenda, Congress that smells Republican blood - might find changing the world simply irresistible. We all want to change the world. I know I'd like to change the world, but when you talk about wealth destruction, don't you know that you can count me out?"

Hey, Jim, doncha know? It's always darkest before the dawn in the Age Of Obama.

It seems to me that Cramer is jealous of all the attention his CNBC comrade Rick "Chicago Tea Party" Santelli is getting.

So here's Cramer in an 11 minute free association - a Fidel Castro length speech by TV news standards:



4 comments:

  1. Jim Cramer--giving uppers a bad name.

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  2. Yeah, Jim, I prescribe Xanax or Valium...

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  3. But tell him not to freebase it!

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  4. They keep disabling the video...

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