Some tool yelled "It's a bomb!" [or "Fire!" or "Gun!'] outside a Manhattan hotel queue of "America's Next Top Model" hopefuls triggering a catwalker stampede in 4" high heels. One aspiring contestant "fearing for her life" breathlessly observed "the girls were running like it was 9/11 part two." Three arrested; six injured in the model melee.
It's not at all funny. Really.
ReplyDeleteSo why did it make me snort just a little?
Proof that stelettos and copious amounts of perfume and make up can be a dangerous mix. Seriously, quite a dangerous situation. Hope they got the idiots who started this. Beating by high heels might be an appropriate punishment.
ReplyDelete"It's a bomb" .... Us guys will say anything for a chance to watch a group of bouncing juggies.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, Amy. I had to stifle a few snorts myself.
ReplyDeleteI would've let Bernie Madoff out of the slammer, embedded him in fresh concrete, and yelled "Fire!"
A just ending to an unjust prick.
Funny, Al!
I don't know, Amy. I had to stifle a few snorts myself.
ReplyDeleteI would've let Bernie Madoff out of the slammer, embedded him in fresh concrete, and yelled "Fire!"
A just ending to an unjust prick.
Funny, Al!
ok ill say it. this was fucking hiarious. sad, commentary on modern paranoia, the terrorist are winning and all that pap. but hilarious nonetheless.
ReplyDeletei think i meant hilarious.
ReplyDeleteBC,
ReplyDeleteWould a threat of death by stiletto be classified similar to waterboarding? Can't touch this now with the Obama Express running the show.
the funny part was I have seen some of the "victims" interviewed and not one was blond.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, Amy. I had to stifle a few snorts myself.
ReplyDeleteI would've let Bernie Madoff out of the slammer, embedded him in fresh concrete, and yelled "Fire!"
A just ending to an unjust prick.
Funny, Al!
It's not at all funny. Really.
ReplyDeleteSo why did it make me snort just a little?