Monday, March 16, 2009

Bernie Madoff Reincarnated As Van Johnson

While prosecutors freeze Ruth Madoff's $93 mil in "assets," wouldn't Ruth like to know that her sociopathic scammer spouse may have plans that don't include her?

A famous New York psychic dreams about Bernie Madoff: "This man is not without a plan!! I awoke from my dream at 4AM and had a glimpse of what he has in mind. First off, his money is stockpiled, sorted out in different places and put to safety. In jail, he treated some attendants or jailers, with steak dinners. (you know, they could be bought. ) He intends to have a heart attack and once in the hospital has a plastic surgeon on call to re-do his nose, hair color and face. Of course, he faked death and used another body to replace his.I experienced, in my sleep, feeling like a "Peeping Tom" behind a certain. Yikes! Then I observed his girlfriend taking care of some of the money as they both escape to live in the Bahamas for the rest of his life as a new man (whose making the movie?) I pictured him with a upturned Irish nose and chiseled jaw line with red hair, Talk about trancing or was this a figment of my imagination or what? Scary thought or perhaps a nightmare..."

2 comments:

  1. The scary thing is that with the amount of money this man has, all this is entirely possible. For the life of me I can figure out why the government did not prosecute and get all the facts out?

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  2. Bernie's doing a Ken "Cheato" Lay without actually exiting the planet. There are still some Enron folks who think Lay is still alive..

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