Friday, February 13, 2009

Voodoo Economics

Jim Bohannon sends along this press release dateline Washington, DC:

Washington D.C. February 11, 2009: Ms. LoveVoodoo Fest’09 Contest!An exclusive event during LoveVoodoo Fest '09 at Hedonism II, Negril, Jamaica

We will be holding the first “Ms. LoveVoodoo Fest Contest” this November at Hedonism II in Negril, Jamaica.

1st Prize $ 300 CashA FREE Stay for 7 nights (8 days) at LoveVoodoo Fest’10, Including Airfare! (Value of over $2,500!)

Free Lifetime Membership to LoveVoodoo.com4 passes to Tabu Social Club; 4 passes to DJ’s Island; 4 passes to Trapeze, Ft. Lauderdale; 4 passes to Trapeze, Atlanta; 4 passes to Studio54x in LA; 4 passes to Carolina Friends

2nd Prize $200 Cash A voucher for 5 night (6 days) at Hedonism II (airfare not included)
3rd Prize$100 Cash
A voucher for 3 nights (4 days) at Hedonism II (airfare not included)
All contestants will receive free goodies from LoveVoodoo, Hedonism II and the clubs attending LoveVoodoo Fest.
If this is not motivation, nothing is!T he contest will take place on the beach during LoveVoodoo Fest ’09 on Thursday, Nov 19th at 2 pm.The contestants will have several minutes to do … well, whatever it takes to win. They can use a partner, props, toys or even another contestant! They will have all week to solicit your vote, by whatever means necessary.
You MUST book through LoveVoodoo Travel to participate in this event. No exceptions will be made!To learn more about LoveVoodoo Fest'09 or to receive a quote, please visit www.HedonismFest.com
For more information or interview opportunities contact Todd & Elena Crawford at pr@lovevoodoo.com
CONTACT: Todd Crawford
Office (202) 360-4056
Cell (240) 793-7356
at 6:50 AM

3 comments:

  1. As a regular member of this blog, I move that we create an annual convention trek to this location. CB it could be a business expense that is deducible should you choose to file your taxes.

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  2. Yeah, marital toys dispensed on the airplane...

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