A hard man may be good to find, but a good man is near impossible. Maureen Dowd stilll fixated on how to get a good man. NYT Take a page from Madonna's playbook: brainwash them. A-Rod's ex-buddy: "I think he got pulled in by the dark side, if you can say that nicely. He's totally brainwashed." NYP A-Rod's mind is so fried he's telling anyone who'll listen that Madonna's his "soul mate". "Madonna yesterday ordered Rodriguez... to keep silent about their relationship. She also asked him to tell his family to “shut up” after a series of leaks revealing his wife Cynthia had fled to Paris." UK Sun
Madonna's "hell hath no fury" gay brother is unloading on his sister's legendary Sapphic conquests in a new Simon & Schuster tell-all. NYDN
Is THE END OF THE WORLD far behind?
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Most cosmologists say the end of the world is penciled in for a few billion years from now. Our advice: Start planning now. Especially Maureen Dowd.
she is planning, jim. botox, spacklers and more so she's primed for the cryotank...
Maureen and Ted Williams: together forever.
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