
TV News critics are quibbling over a CBS press release on hot bikini babe and Iraq war correspondent Lara Logan's reassignment to the CBS Washington bureau as NBC's version of Andrea Mitchell. Sans acne scars."She was the only journalist from an American network in Baghdad when the U.S. military invaded the city." Au contraire, contradicts ERS News and picked up by TV Newser.
Radio talk show icon Jim Bohannon -who does his nightly show out of CBS at 2020 M - tells me all the men at the bureau are undergoing Extreme Makeovers and memorizing the words to Dr. Zhivago's "Lara's Song" (Somewhere My Love!) hoping to get lucky with Lara...
The above guy (CNNI reporter, Australian Michael Ware) did. And so did a married American contractor in Iraq - Joe Burkett. The warring lovers got into a fight over Lara at a CIA safe house, or so the National Enquirer gushes. The wife fingers Lara in the divorce.
Guys, judging by Ware's wares, Lara's boinking bar is set really low...

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I'm still looking for my courtesy card from the Boinking Bar.
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