The Bane Of Lane Is Mainly Insane

Fired Philly psycho anchorbabe Alycia Lane's jealous criminal email-purloining former co-anchor Larry Mendte is trolling for legal fees by selling T-shirts online.

Larrymendteisnotacriminal.com: There is a lot of uncertainty in this crazy world, and in this crazy city; but there is one thing that we know in our hearts to be true.Larry Mendte is not a criminal. Larry Mendte is a lot of things. A reporter. An entertainer. A historian. A humanitarian. Larry Mendte is all of these things. But Larry Mendte is most certainly not a criminal. Show your support by e-mailing well wishes to Larry at mendte@cbs3.com. Get the "Larry Mendte Is Not A Criminal" t-shirt.

Reporter? Entertainer? Historian? Humanitarian? Hilarious. He's just a delusional wacko asshole with a bizarre penchant for breaking into Alycia Lane's email - a federal offense, illegal big time.