Hillary: Don't Stop Thinkin' About Tomorrow

MSNBC talking heads scratch their heads: "What does she want?" Me: A) Hillary's waiting for Obama to step on his dick, B) She's covering her future ass, C) Bill Clinton's ego, D) Hoping Dem party brass buy her sping that Obama is unelectable, D) Blame Obama forMichigan and Florida.

Hillary to USA Today: "Hard-working Americans" like me. Obama can't win. YouTube audio

Hard Americans are bagging sex for political drama. NYT

Harry Smith CBS "Early Show": From this morning's Daily News, "It's his party," with a picture of Barack Obama. From the New York Post, "Over the Hill," you know what they're talking about there. From The Wall Street Journal, "Democrats Look to Life After Clinton." Terry McAuliffe, why is your candidate still in this race?

Hillary campaign czar Terry McAuliffe: "Well, one reason I don't read the newspapers anymore". NewsBusters

Meredith Viera "Today" show: "Is there any light at the end of the tunnel or is it a train that's headed your way? Which is it?"

McAuliffe (same spin he used on Harry Smith): "Listen we have, as you know, about seven million more registered Democrats who go to the polls over the course of the next three-and-a-half weeks. Still 500 delegates yet to be chosen. Listen we got a lot way to go. West Virginia, she's up in the polls. Kentucky, she's way up in the polls."

Hillary spinmeister Howard Wolfson on ABC's GMA: "We've got a lot of fight left in us. We believe Senator Clinton is going to be the nominee of this party and the next president."

Not to be outdone, Ann Curry grills Cindy McCain on "Today". Executive summary: John McCain is old. 71. Cindy's not the candidate so she's not handing out her taxes. "McNasty" is not a congenital prick. He's just "passionate." NewsBusters