Bob Dole On The Dole

The politician with the most annoying voice in Congress (runner-up Joe Lieberman) will be droning before the mics with Bush turncoat Scott McClellan. Detroit Democratic Congressman John Conyers, chair of the House Judiciary Committee, wants to haul McClellan before a new hearing on the Miss Covert America Valerie Plame CIA leak case. Politico

Former Senator Bob Dole brands McClellan a "miserable creature." "Your type soaks up the benefits of power, revels in the limelight for years, then quits, and spurred on by greed, cashes in with a scathing critique."

Me To Bob Dole: "Your type soaks up the benefits of power, revels in the limelight for years, then quits, and spurred on by greed, cashes in... on K Street making big bucks as a rich, powerful lobbyist." Shut up, you corrupt old hypocrite!

Dole represented Indonesian oil interests; the bizarre deal to let Dubai run U.S. ports. "For a $560,000 fee, Bob Dole, the former Senate majority leader and 1996 Republican presidential nominee, helped a Russian billionaire accused by rivals of bribery obtain a visa to visit the U.S. in 2005." Source: Pat Buchanan

Turns out Dole is still bitter about an ex-staffer's 1995 nasty tome. Politico Former chief of staff Stanley Hilton's "Senator For Sale". Related: "Bob Dole: Grumpiest Man Ever" In 1998 Hilton dished on hypocritial members of Congress's sex scandals. "Glass Houses"

Don't get me started... I'll leave you with the obscene money the "Top 250" Washington lobbyists are raking in; The Washington Times unearthing Texans blaming Scott McClellan's bad role model mommy; and my deep concern for Bob Dole's multiple radical plastic surgery that appears to have clipped his brain...