Thursday, April 24, 2008

Randi Goldklank: Snake On A Plane

Only an alcoholic with high tolerance can drink "three dozen drinks" and still be alive. But there is a point where the body turns on the alcoholic and the alcohol-assaulted organs rebel.

The self-described "tiny lady" was “cocky, combative, argumentative, staggering, thick tongued, unsteady and extreme” when she was arrested for disorderly conduct after her plane landed at Boston's Logan. Police say Goldklank broke a state trooper's glasses in her "Do you know who the fuck I am?" tirade and admitted she had "three dozen drinks" and the antidepressant Lexapro.

"Overnight she went from the top of her game - the youngest general manager in a big, tough TV market, one of the few women GMs in the country - to an object of ridicule." Margery Eagan Boston Herald

The Herald's Jessica Heslam polls PR gurus. The consensus: The tiny terror must either resign or check herself into rehab. Her assault arraignment was postponed to next month.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, she is probably a dead fish in bed also.

Pat said...

The missing part of this story is we don't know if the cops/TSA folks knew who she was?

Marty said...

I wonder, Pat. Perhaps they were tipped off by the Delta crew. I'll bet she screamed the same "Do you know who I am" BS on the plane.

jimbotalk said...

Look on the bright side. Now they all know who she is.