Friday, April 25, 2008

The Amazing Randi Part III

Chainsaw Al's former company, Sunbeam, handling the Randi Goldklank thing as delicately as defusing a C-4 plastique bomb.

Circling the wagons:
The unfortunate events of last Sunday night were unanticipated and Ms. Goldklank is deeply regretful,” She is currently undergoing medical treatment and is on administrative leave from the company. We wish her a speedy recovery, as do her many friends in Boston and throughout the broadcasting industry.” Boson Herald

If she weren't a suit her tiny ass would've been fired as soon as word got out that the Ch. 7 Boston Tee Vee GM's airplane meltdown hit the media.

“Do you know who the fuck I am?” Her next question is going to be, “Do you know who I was?” Howie Carr Boston Herald Radio talk show host Carr's online poll: 72 percent think Miz Goldklank should be fired.

In 25 words or less: Goldklank went batshit on a plane before it landed at Logan. Claimed she wasn't drinking but later blabbed she had "three dozen drinks" and the antidepressant Lexapro. Miz Randi broke a cop's glasses upon her arrest, screamed the aformentioned hackneyed Ted Kennedy/John Kerrey line and more.

Okay, 47...

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