Monday, December 24, 2007

Smart Bomb (Shell)

My dear Rush Limbaugh: If you're in recovery from terminal pill-popping you're not supposed to be consuming ANY mood-altering substances. And that means alcohol. You're cross-addicted, my friend, and not truly sober unless you ditch anything that produces a buzz and alters the brain.

"Rush Limbaugh ordered a $3,600 bottle of Margaux at the Kobe Club on W. 58th St. Wednesday night — then left an eye-popping $5,000 tip on top of a $4,410 check." Ben Widdicombe's Gatecrasher NYDN

Maybe Rush is so over the moon with his latest lady love and had just gotten laid...

Last we heard Rush was seeing the gorgeous conservative Tee Vee talking head phenonmenon Monica Crowley. The 39-year-old foreign policy whiz is not only beautiful but brilliant. Ph.D international relations, Columbia U. Foreign policy advisor to Dick Nixon until his death. A tour de force...

1 comments:

channelXRFR said...

Jingle Bells Chick,

What is it with these Crowley girls and talkers? Monica is Alan Colmes sister in law! Holidays must be a blast. Wonder if Hannity stops by for a little dolce?

Merry Christmas,

ChanX