Political Felon Ellen

For God sakes, Fox & Friends just called a fake George Bush . How much trouble was Jenna in for calling her Dad (on yesterday's Ellen show on air). I didn't run the Ellen thing because I thought it was faked to make George W. appear human. But here it is. Jenna was on Ellen's show pimping her new book. I strained to see Jenna's engagement ring. It's blinding.

Laura and George didn't appear shocked when Jenna phoned home from the Ellen set. I thought about it. Politicians don't react like real people. Laura and George were not surprised and too glib. But glibness is so practiced nothing shocks these people.

The obsessive media boneheads were reading everything into this. I don't put it past Bill O'Reilly to enlist his "body language" expert on tonight to analyze Miz Jenna's body language and voice. She came across as really frightened to call her own Dad. Like the punishment was an hour of waterboarding or some other torture - like a lump of coal in her Christmas stocking.

Prediction: Don't be surprised if Ellen is audited by the IRS.

Did Jenna inadvertently open a window into the George Bush clan? Is he a meanie? The media also don't get that all press ops are staged. I think Jenna was more afraid of deviating from the Bush Way. She went off the reservation. That's what spooked her.