Scarlett Woman

Google geeky billionaire Larry Page marries a lucky lady this weekend on Richard Branson's private Caribbean getaway Necker Island. NYP Page Six

OK! magazine gleefully prints actress Scarlett Johansson's denial of rival US Weekly's claim the busty babe had plastic surgery on her nose. OK! She's suing. Who cares... I'm more intrigued by Radar's upcoming story about stealth plastic surgery that never sees ink: Author Dale Hrabi says outright that “Paris Hilton’s droopy left eye is the result of a botched 2001 eye lift” and “Robert Redford is enjoying the benefits of a "scrotum lift." Jossip

Scrotum lift?

Yeah, but they don't have those Fox Business News babes. CNBC cops two Emmys. TV Week

If you don't know what the New York Times' Recording Room is, don't read this. NYT's spiked the legendary reporters' haven. NYO