Monday, December 24, 2007

Christmas Peeve

The aftershocks rocked the Chicago Tee Vee studio. Breaking News! (literally) The show must go on as a wack job plows through the ABC7 news state-of-the art studio window during yesterday's LIVE! 10 p.m. newscast. ABC 7 video

If Don Ho had said this he wouldn't have been beached(Imus is on vacation this week). Kiddies will be on the shrink's couch years from now after fifty wacko Santas wreaked havoc inside a movie theater. The moms and babes were anticipating the movie "Enchanted."

The drunk Santas fanned the theater lobby shouting "Ho f**king ho!" before setting off the fire alarm. Watch the Live Leak video.

A stunned mommie reports: "They were kicking things over, ripping down posters and smashing everything in sight." "Have Santa’s helpers gone crazy?" implored one kid. Mommie: "No, they are just idiots." The Sun

3 comments:

cameron said...

As Bozo the clown is reported to have said after concluding his TV show in the fifies: "that oughta hold the little bastards."

laree said...

Marty,

I am not sure which category My Jewish Master, would be under? I thought maybe Christmas Peeves. LOL

This Blog is wonderful, and witty, and finally someone is taking responsiblity for me.

Here is my Master, blogging about Boomers, Tom Brokaw, here is another take on the 60s.

http://yourjewishmaster.blogspot.com/2007/12/we-were-entertained-flower-power.html

Marty said...

Dear Laree: Merry Christmas! Happy New Year. Let me check it out!