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"The perkier they are the easier they are to dress." Puzzled Fox & Friends bonehead Gretchen Carlson on why Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham would take out her grotesque boob implants. Now that the Spice Girls are back on the concert block Victoria avoids flopping wardrobe malfunctions by removing the implants she claims she never had.

What puzzles me is the media hand-wringing over whether Miz Posh had implants. You don't need to be a plastic surgeon to SEE the implants (left) pushed up. Real boobs don't "lift and separate" like that.

Gretchen, the woman is anorexic with Pamela Anderson implants. It's hard to fit a D cup into a size zero. We report. You decide. Implants in or out? Daily Mail UK Entertainment Wise

Now I'd like to turn to a real life news boob on the Fox News payroll hired earlier this year. Courtney Friel.

TV Newser's Chris Ariens (ex-MSNBC) sparked this after posting anonymous Fox complaints last week:

Most of the reactions were a defense of other Fox News personalities...or blatant attacks on Friel. "No one, and I mean NO ONE should be worried about Courtney Friel taking their job," one emailer wrote. "Let's just say she's not the smartest girl in the room..."

Another emailer sarcastically wrote, "I'm sure Courtney Friel's 'positive attitude & willingness to help' got her the gig, not her bikini modeling past & poker hosting resume."
Some jumped to her defense. "In my opinion, the other Fox 'babes' are just jealous! (They) should either put up or shut up...or leave the network for some other crappy network," wrote an emailer.

Another emailer envisions a time when "Special Report w/ Hume and Friel" exists, signaling the decline of Fox News. "Enough is enough...Fox has gorgeous, talented women who do not act like they want to wave home to their sorority every time they are on TV," the emailer wrote.

Chris, you're a guy so let me spin this from a woman's perspective. 1. Legitimate Fox News babes forced to endure this bozo on their shows like "Weekend Live" see the deer-caught-in-the-headlights incompetence dumbing down the program. You could cut the tension with a knife on last weekend's show with Julie Banderas where the stiff, unprofessional Barbie Doll Courtney's demeanor muted professional on-set congeniality. Yeah, she's not going to usurp anyone's gig. But her presence is a drag on Fox News programs.

2. The Fox anchorbabes aren't jealous. They're pissed off because horny management hired a curvy cipher with no credentials who apparently has some high-up benefactor protecting, promoting, and perhaps porking her. It's not just the journobabes ticked off. When Miz Courtney appeared on Hannity & Colmes a few months back, Alan was clearly exasperated and snotty to the clueless Courtney. Alan's not the type to suffer fools gladly.

It's simplistic to whine jealousy. For all I know Courtney leaked that herself to TV Newser. I wouldn't be envious of a gorgeous empty suit. Ladies and gentlemen, she is incapable of filling her shell with anything other than perfectly proportioned flesh. Her career in network news is not sustainable.

I have written ad nauseum about Courtney Friel's emergence, the disasterous Fox show "Anchorwoman" with the bonehead Lauren Jones taking over the anchor chair at a Texas TV station. The show was dumped after one episode. It's all there below. It's not just chicks. I've gone after guys like CNN's bonehead fool Rick Sanchez for his absurd on-air stunts like Tasering himself to find out what it feels like. It hurts, moron. Here's Rick's CNN replacement nipping at his heels in Florida. Abdul, the convenience store clerk uttering "motherf**ker" on live Tee Vee is far less offensive than reporter Jeff Lennox's lame ass Sanchez-esque "reporter involvment." YouTube video

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