Gobs Of Dobbs

"I believe next November's surprise will be the election of a man or woman of great character, vision and accomplishment, a candidate who has not yet entered the race."

CNN's Lou Dobbs musing about HIS rumored entry into presidential politics. WSJ actually wrote about Lou's massive ego eruption.

I watched last night's CNN debate for as long as I could stand it. Lou was blabbing before the debate started. I can tell you he IS running. Why? Because Lou's had an eye job removing the hoods and bags from his formerly beady pea eyes. Quite an impressive lower and upper eyelifts. Lou is an anomaly among men's eye jobs. Most of them look like girlymen (Robert Redford, Clint Eastwood, Kenny Rogers, Michael Douglas, Paul Newman et al.) because, as my plastic surgery friend Scott Spear, M.D., chairman of Georgetown University's department of plastic surgery confides: "Plastic surgery tends to feminize men." Especially those too-tight eye jobs.

Lou's endless obsessive harangues on illegal immigration could resonate with voters like "The Blob" ballooned by consuming humans. CBS "60 Minutes"

Here's James Wolcott's great lede on "Father Dobbs" in Vanity Fair: "If Lou Dobbs were any more full of himself, the tub would overflow. In the autumn resplendence of his telecasting career, Dobbs's self-regard, never meek or slender, has ripened into the pompatus of love. I am Lou, hear me moo, in numbers too big to eschew."

You must read the rest of Wolcott's brilliantly written piece. Vanity Fair

Dobbs will be hot under his tight collar when he sees this. Mi Casa Is Not Su Casa. An Alexandria, Virginia Hispanic-owned furniture store advertising Credit With No Gringo Papers. Washington Times.