THIS JUST IN! Watch Geraldo Rivera squirm in Fox News' makeup chair. Video courtesy of Greta Van Susteren, fresh from her phony, fruitless trip to Aruba with the annoying, whiny Natalee Holloway mom. By outing Geraldo squinting, pointing his jutting chin to the ceiling, and preening in the chair, Greta promises a private look behind the scenes at Fox News. I relish the on-air scenes like Greta and the cloying Beth Holloway coming up empty-handed during their 24-hour whirlwind Aruba flyby. Greta wasted an hour in an empty police station bleating for someone in charge's mug to appear in the hidden cameradude's crosshairs.
While I'm on mugs, recall that 15 years ago Geraldo had fat sucked out of his padded rear and injected into his irrigation ditch forehead on the air! I'm looking for the video. Since then it's obvious 64-year-old Geraldo's had at least one facelift, Botox, maybe spacklers like Restylane.
Nipped and tucked eyelids? I don't think so. Geraldo doesn't have that tell-tale girlie look indicative of guy eye plastic surgery.
I heard MSNBC's Keith Olbermann on last night's snow claiming he's been on this planet 47 years. Last week I heard one of his guests reveal Keith's age as 47-years-old and Keith didn't correct him. Lying about your age, eh, lopping off a year? You're ten years younger than me. Almost exactly.
1 comments:
maybe keith's lying about his age because he's got a girlfriend young enough to be his daughter. like 23 or 24. oy.
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