Thursday, March 15, 2012

MSNBC 'Morning Joe' Babble On

With ratings below that of two-week-old Fox & Friends First first week, MSNBC's Morning Joe resorts to what has unfortunately become tried-and-true attack babble guaranteed to be seized upon by Internet gossip lapdogs, thus earning the babbler the intended media buzz. Mediaite obliges.

Thursday Morning Joe producers set the stage for the aforementioned buzz by running Fox News America Live Megyn Kelly's Wednesday interview with Mitt Romney that was cut short because Megyn was up against what's known in the TV biz as a "hard break."  You don't get out on time, you get cut off. [Romney was given the option of continuing past the commercial break.]

The Morning Joe crew then yukked it up with hard to swallow Mika Brzezinski who chided Megyn Kelly for cutting off Romney:  "We just stay on with an interview if we have a presidential candidate. ... that was rude. ... they're treating him terribly ... they should apologize."

Morning Joe sidekick Donny Deutsch:  "We don't need Starbucks."

Yes, you do.  MSNBC has the lowest ad revenues in cable news.  Lower than FNC and CNN/HLN.

The Five a.m. Fox Femmes' first week average still beats Morning Joe's numbers for Wednesday March 14.  TV by the Numbers
  

Jim Bohannon First Amendment Award

Jim Bohannon and Marty, Talkers New Media Seminar.
Radio Hall of Famer Jim Bohannon dons his penguin suit to accept one of four First Amendment awards handed out tonight in DC.  Among the four honorees:  NBC News President Steve Capus.

The black-tie dinner starts at 7p.  Live coverage here.

Jim replaced Larry King on radio in 1993

Jay Carney Under The Big Tent

 Caption This!
ABC News chick Claire Shipman and hubby, Obama press spox Jay Carney, arrive at Wednesday's State Dinner for Brit PM David Cameron.  Photo: Bill O'Leary The Washington Post
Pissing outside the tent:  Michelle's Mirror.

MSNBC's Dirty Bombs, Rush Limbaugh's 'No-Buy' Zone

Talk radio guru, Talkers publisher Michael Harrison, clues the clueless media in on just what a radio sponsor "no-buy" is, noting "the irony is that he probably right now has the biggest audience he’s had in years, and the double irony of all this is sponsors that are fleeing, they’re missing out on the best advertising buy in radio." The Daily Caller
Talkers -- "the Bible of talk radio and the new talk media" -- fingering MSNBC Thursday:  "Broadcasters willing to join the political battle at the expense of maintaining the integrity of their broadcasting business model may find out down the road that attempting to serve two masters – politics and the business of broadcasting – is a very difficult task to handle successfully."

Translation:  MSNBC foul-mouthed, misogynistic blowhards are hypocrites.

Radio oracle Holland Cooke (my longtime friend) braved Ed Schultz's MSNBC Rush autopsy Monday night with Media Matters' Eric Boehlert.  Ed gloats about Rush advertisers' "mass exodus" [redundant], and mispronounces radio talk show host Mark Levin's last name.


Talkers on "problematic data" used by Bloomberg claiming "America wants Limbaugh fired."  That’s the result of a Bloomberg poll of 1,002 Americans conducted from March 8 to 11 asking questions about the GOP candidates, how they feel about the birth control coverage issue and, whether Premiere Networks star Rush Limbaugh should be fired for his remarks about Sandra Fluke and her testimony.  According to the Bloomberg data, 53% of Americans believe Limbaugh should be fired for his remarks and 30% of those who expressed that point of view were Republicans to boot!  TALKERS is not questioning Bloomberg’s polling techniques but . . .  it should be underscored that the poll in question doesn’t survey Rush Limbaugh’s regular listeners.  It doesn’t even survey regular talk radio listeners.  Therein lays the problem.  Consumer media will grab hold of the result of this poll and conclude that the end is near for Limbaugh since a majority of the country wants him fired.  But as TALKERS publisher Michael Harrison has been telling the dozens upon dozens of media outlets he’s spoken with on this issue since it began, Rush Limbaugh doesn’t broadcast to a majority of the country.  He broadcasts to a niche audience – a sizeable one to be sure – but a niche nonetheless.  Asking a sample of all Americans how a talk radio station should be programmed is analogous to asking the same sample about how to program the Golf Channel.  
Radio-Info's Tom Taylor
Related:  "Jittery talk talent wonders what the new rules are": Tampa DJ fired for referring to three NFL free agents as "monkeys."  Radio-Info

At CNN, Race Matters; MSNBC, Ménage à trois

MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell Tuesday:  "Republicans are having a three-way. . . .   In Mississippi."
Jon Stewart Wednesday: "Watching MSNBC's election coverage wss like having brunch with friends you went to Oberlin with ten years ago and about halfway through your cinnamon brioche you suddenly wonder, why the hell am I still friends with these people?" (Watch here)
Stewart: "But as election night belonged to CNN, the most desperate name in news, which once again unveiled an all-out assault on the senses, employing the full power of their razzle-dazzletrons."
"And real-time make-up techonology!  Do you think David Gergen wakes up lookin' like that?  No!"
CNN's one-note samba of the  night:  "Fresher numbers."  Wolf Blitzer promised "results before anyone else.  ...  We are watching the numbers closely . ... No one's watching them more closely than our own John King. ... The most crews in the most locations. ... We'll be way ahead of all of other news organizations in sharing these numbers."

Stewart: "How insane was CNN's all-inclusive crying wolf about the freshness of CNN's numbers?  When it came time to declare the races, aka 'the mattering thing,' CNN was beaten to the punch by the network that spent most of the night not covering the primaries!"

Stewart's final zinger:  A CNN live shot of Rick Santorum finding out he won Mississippi followed by Wolf Blitzer refusing to call the race.


(H/t Mediaite)

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Fox Femmes Pre-Dawn Dominatrixes

The spin: CNN's prime time eye candy, comely cipher Erin Burnett, is bitch-slapped in the ratings by the leggy babes fronting Fox's new Fox & Friends First.
Ainsley Earhardt, Anna Kooiman
A week on the air and the 5 a eye-opener not only pulls better numbers than MSNBC and CNN combined, but bests Burnett at 7p where far more boob tubes are turned on at that hour.  TVNewser
The 5a Fox Femmes are dominant over CNN's ratings embarrassment Starting Point hosted by the nearly unrecognizable Soledad O'Brien,  and MSNBC's Morning JoeTV by the Numbers cable news ratings Monday Mar. 13, 2012.

(H/t Johnny Dollar)

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Rush Advertisers Rush To Exit

Premiere, Rush beat the heat: "A Rush to chill" Tom Taylor Radio-Info
Rush, off Monday playing a Palm Beach golf tournament, is back Tuesday, right out of the box crowing about Obama's all-time low poll numbers -- 41% Wash Post & NYT polls -- and  media contortions to create chicken salad out of chicken shit.

Rush Tuesday: "One week ago they thought it was over. ... They thought I was finished ... and they thought Obama was elevated to heights that he was unbeatable."
 
Monday MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell was practically orgasmic in the set-up with my radio buddy, Tom Taylor, editor of Radio-Info after Tom got his hot little hands on an internal memo from Rush Limbaugh's syndicator Premiere Radio Networks pulling spots on Limbaugh's show for two weeks as well as other Premiere shows that might be considered "offensive or controversial."  "Those are defined as environments likely to stir negative sentiment from a very small percentage of the listening public."

The March 9th memo cites Limbaugh, Hannity, Beck, Mark Levin, Michael Savage, and Tom Leykis (not conservative like the others but raunchy).

O'Donnell barked "Breaking News!" even though Tom broke the news Saturday.

Limbaugh's advertiser exodus has freed up precious spot avails for PSAs like the United Negro College Fund running on Limbaugh's flagship station WABC Radio NYC.  Ad Age via an ecstatic Media Matters.
Media Matters
Tom: "I wouldn't be surprised if Rush gets in some more golf."

O'Donnell:  "Have we seen . . . a publicly announced advertising exit like this from any radio show?"

Tom: "The last time we saw this sort of outcry was exactly five years ago, it was March 2007, and it was Don Imus."

O'Donnell:  "Yeah, and, uh, and ... on the, one the, Imus, uh, situation there, uh, there wasn't anything about intervening with FCC or anything like that ..." 

Actually it was April 4, 2007.



The Last Word goes to talk radio guru Al Peterson: There will always be advertisers who get a little ‘skittish’ when the heat is hotter than usual, but there are also savvy advertisers who understand the value of the active Talk radio audience. This is not the first time Talk radio has been at the center of controversy — seriously, isn’t that the business we’re in? In a crowded media world, the last thing any media can afford to become is irrelevant. Sure, these are some rocky times for the Talk radio industry. But to quote the legendary Paul Harvey, “In times like these, it’s good to remember that there have always been times like these.”

Mike Huckabee always seems to be at the right place at the right time . . . Radio Ink

CNN Springs Roland Martin From Time-Out

Roland Martin's "journalism" has been limited to 140 Twitter characters since his suspension a month ago for committing tweets offensive to gays.  This just in: CNN is letting him back on the air. TVNewser

Monday, March 12, 2012

Larry King and Shady Slim Start TV Network

The world's richest man rolls out his nascent Internet TV news network by giving Larry King, 78, the title as co-founder. Read the press release.
Lebanese Slim with squeeze, Jordan's ex-Queen Noor.
In anticipation of his new gig with Mexican telecommunications billionaire Carlos Slim, King and CNN parted ways last month with the remaining Larry King CNN "specials" biting the dust.

The on-demand network's new CEO is Jon Housman.  Housman was News Corp's digital VP.  Digital Media Wire

Related:  The Wrap

Flush Rush: Jane Fonda, Gloria Steinem 'This isn't political'

"Limbaugh’s media presence bullies us all, men and women alike. It must end."  Women's Media Center March 11, 2012

Sexagenarians Gloria and Jane complain about Rush Limbaugh on Jane's ex, Ted's, CNN.com.
Gloria scampered down the Playboy Club rabbit hole and emerged a bunny boiler. "All women are bunnies," the "political activist"  fumed in her 1963 expose.  CBS News Aug. 2011 on Gloria's bad hare days.
The 78-year-old energizer bunny emerges as the March Hare in Saturday's call for Rush Limbaugh's head.
Jane as "Barbarella" photos 1968.
Gloria and "Barbarella" Jane Fonda are bullying the bully's radio show syndicator's owner, Clear Channel, and urging activists to file FCC complaints against local stations with the ultimate goal of driving Rush off those stations with the threat of FCC license revocation for failure to serve the "public interest" hanging over their heads.

Jane and Gloria are existing in Alice's Wonderland.  Rush will be on radio until he ceases to exit.

Related:  NYDN
I'm on baby watch this week!  Grandson #2 is due!  If he doesn't enter Earth's atmosphere by Thursday, he's facing a forced landing Friday!

Sunday, March 11, 2012

CNN's Erin Burnett 'Becoming China's Bitch'

Unintentionally hilarious TV news graphic of the week:

(H/t Doug Ferguson)

New York Post Gives Sue Her Due

The New York Post publishes a glowing piece Sunday (headline "legendary anchor" ending with "Reasons We Love Sue") on the stellar TV news career of Sue Simmons -- four days after an Exclusive! hit-and-run quoting anonymous management suits trashing the 32-year veteran WNBC anchor as an overpaid, lazy boozer.*

Don Kaplan's NYP one note samba came one day after Sue Simmons's friend, NYP gossip columnist Cindy Adams, broke the news that WNBC was not renewing her contract.  In contrast, Sunday's NYP demeans the leaky suits as "WNBC bean counters."

Some WNBC Friends Of Sue took umbrage at Kaplan's story, offering another side to TV industry's FTVLive (the contents of which was posted by someone on Chickaboomer in the comment box). 

Sunday's NYP three-pager is a Sue Simmons orgasm -- and rightly so.

For those of you not on this planet in 1974, just out of the womb, too young to give a rat's ass about TV news, or at the Pac-Man Donkey Kong stage,  Sue was one of the pioneers of TV news:  1974 Baltimore under the tutelage of news whiz Ron Kershaw (the late Jessica Savitch's TV news mentor/lover),  NBC o&o WRC-TV 1976-1980 with a young, then-unknown Al "I had a huge crush on her" Roker.
WNBC video 1980
Sue hit the big time in 1980 when she was paired with Chuck Scarborough and then Jack Cafferty at NBC's flagship station at 30 Rock.
Don Pardo, right.
Cafferty, now filling the Andy Rooney curmudgeon role at CNN, soared to #1 co-anchoring WNBC's new, edgy "Live at Five" format (pushed over the edge in 2009) with Sue introduced by live announcer Dan Pardo standing behind a microphone: “Sometimes she is capable of going over the line, but the town forgave her. ... Whatever she was thinking came out of her mouth. ... She’s a sucker; she’s very giving. But she takes no s--t. She will cut you off at the knee if you do a game on her.”

Al Roker recalls “she brought out the best in people. Jack Cafferty, for one, played the curmudgeon to Sue’s whacky fun sister.”

See if you recognize Cafferty and the "Live at Five" cast in this 1981 promo:



Al Roker followed Sue to New York:



(Videos The Bowery Boys)

All Sue Simmons all the time here.  New York Observer

*Sue's longtime spin: she stopped boozing between shows in the 1980s. As for me, I was still swilling between the six and 11.

One more thing: Sue's co-anchor, Chuck Scarborough, was not the inspiration for the 1987 movie "Broadcast News" anchor himbo.  It was NBC's tongue-twisting Tom Brokaw (who mocked Mitt Romney's "white man overbite" on MSNBC last week).  Museum of Broadcast Communications

Related:  CNN Reliable Sources host Howard Kurtz Sunday WNBC announced this week that it's dropping Simmons sparking outrage online including a "Save Sue Simmons" page on Facebook. Did the station decide that Sue, who had a multimillion-dollar contract, was too old for the job? She's 68.  But guess who just got his contract renewed - her longtime partner, Chuck Scarborough. He is also 68. I'm sorry. This just smells bad and more than a little sexist.

Saturday, March 10, 2012

NBC's Andrea Mitchell Snarls 'Slut' on '30 Rock,' MSNBC Cackles

When Andrea Mitchell interviewed Rush Limbaugh target Sandra Fluke on her MSNBC show after Rush branded Fluke "a slut" on his 600-plus FCC-regulated radio affiliates  Andrea was all over the conservative talk show icon for "language that we will not repeat on the air." 

But NewsBusters points out Andrea used the word herself on TV with impunity. Hilarity ensued the next day on MSNBC.

Apparently Andrea was not concerned about the "language," the FCC's indecency rules, and NBC Standards and Practices* in an October 2010 cameo appearance on NBC's 30 Rock starring child verbal abuser Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey.  What's more, MSNBC replayed the Mitchell-Williams slut clip to much in-studio hyena howling.

NBC News Chief Foreign Affairs Correspondent Andrea Mitchell snarls "slut" to NBC 30 Rock's Tina Fey as Brian Williams poses in bespoke Savile Row suiting. 
 Mediaite



 

*Are you kidding me?  MSNBC is FCC free! The FCC does not regulate the content of cable TV.  To wit: "fuck" has rolled off the tongue of MSNBC's Morning Joe Scarborough while Morning Joe talking head Mark Halperin heaped on Obama calling him "a dick" on the air.

Friday, March 9, 2012

Bill Maher, a Runt Who Knows Squat, in the Belly of the Beast: 'I don't want to do anything that would hurt his re-election chances'

Blunt rot: '"You listen to these people talking about vaginal probes and Satan ... you run back into the arms of Barack Obama.” Bill Maher to The Daily Beast's Lloyd Grove
The Hollywood Reporter
"I think the cat is out of the bag which side I'm on."  Obama's million-dollar second term donor Bill Maher to The Hollywood Reporter.

I think the uncivil tongue meant "pussy."
"I was engaged to a woman who whizzed a pool ball right at my head. It could have killed me"  Playboy mansion kinkster Bill Maher in ELLE

It would've been HELL for atheist Maher.  THR queries Bill on 2012 Repubs:
(H/t NewsBusters)